The mind boggles

I'm blond again after several years as a brunette, and three hours at the hairdresser's I emerged, loving the transformation. It was worth every penny and the discomfort.
A colleague I used to work with had a thing about girls from the Orient, so he took himself off to Thailand for a while in search of a girlfriend. On his last night there, he went to a bar in Bangkok and got very friendly and amorous with one of the young ladies. They made off back to his hotel and things were getting rather steamy, they began to take off their clothes and everything was getting more and more passionate. All of a sudden this ex-colleague of mine looked down and noticed that the young lady had a bulge where there shouldn't have been anything and in his drunken stupor managed to realise that he had picked up a lady -boy. Most guys would have either run a mile or beaten the poor creature up, what do you think this person, my ex-colleague, did? And then told everyone? I mean it was hilarious but shocking at the same time. The world is a crazy place. The mind boggles.